Only fourteen? Feels more like thousands of them. (View Post)

Their confusion is papable. (View Post)

Please, please, cardinals, just show whoever you've elected and stop them wittering on. Or please, please, BBC, do what you did with the coronation and the funeral of QE2 and give us the option … (View Post)

In 2010 they talked across the announcements of the results of the Labour leadership. Apparently, Emily Maitlis hadn't realised it was AV and there would be further rounds announced. (View Post)

We have a pope. And blether on the Beeb that would embarrass John Virgo. (View Post)