That truly is the triumph of hope over experience. (View Post)

INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gen… (View Post)

I dunno, they must be pretty damn high to think she'll be PM. (View Post)

It is the patriotic duty of these people to tell Sir Keir what they're smoking. 12oz of it sold in the Far East and Moscow would not only clear the national debt but bring an abrupt halt to the … (View Post)

We must be prepared to give up, not just a part but if necessary, the whole of our constitution in order to preserve the remainder. Sir Boyle Roche. (View Post)