Oh FFS. (View Post)

That is true, but it is a bar so low that even a limbo dancing mouse would be unable to get under it. (View Post)

You mean, he might let the shark eat him if the e-boat sank? (View Post)

As an active member of the Church of England, I can assure you that while it may be an organisation it is certainly not organised. (View Post)

Why did Nixon make Spiro Agnew his Veep? Because he was damn sure nobody would shoot him if it made Agnew President. (Funny thing is, one of the events that made Nixon's downfall inevitable was … (View Post)