They should send Trump a John Deere letter. (View Post)

When you have so many votes, you can spread them among a wider range of parties. (View Post)

It's like that advertising slogan for gambling, isn't it? 'When the fun stops, stop.' It's just not everyone is fortunate enough to be able to do that. (View Post)

Isn’t there a gizmo you can fit to the ignition that will breathalyser somebody before they start the car? That could be a lot more useful than a suspended sentence. (View Post)

Personally I would make them mandatory and free for all over-50s. (View Post)