You have completely misunderstood the point of both those parables. The moral of the parable of the talents was that abilities should be used, not wasted. In fact, at the end it contained a condemnat… (View Post)

If the Catholic Church followed the teachings of Paul, it would allow priests to marry.* Just saying... *1 Corinthians 7:9, in case you don't know the reference. The irony is that it's 1 Co… (View Post)

Another famous joke on this subject: A preacher from Westboro Street Baptist Church died, and was met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter. He's told he's going to have an audience with God, … (View Post)

A vicar once told me off for wearing sandals to church. I said if they were good enough for Jesus they ought to be good enough for her church. (View Post)

Matthew 5:3-10: Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 4 Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be comforted. 5 Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth… (View Post)