I now have a mental image of Trump and Labour on their second date... Seriously, all power to your - elbow. (View Post)

A closer development was cancelled due to government cuts. (View Post)

Roy Jenkins, to a Sikh man in Hillhead: 'How long have you been here?' 'A lot longer than you,' came the reply. (View Post)

I was just trying to work a pun on free owls in there... (View Post)

He should have worn his robes in the newest gloss, not cast them aside so soon. He had no spur to prick the side of his intent, but only vaulting ambition. (View Post)