Roy Jenkins, to a Sikh man in Hillhead: 'How long have you been here?' 'A lot longer than you,' came the reply. (View Post)

I was just trying to work a pun on free owls in there... (View Post)

He should have worn his robes in the newest gloss, not cast them aside so soon. He had no spur to prick the side of his intent, but only vaulting ambition. (View Post)

He was not remembered with great fondness in Mid Staffordshire. Can't think why. Fun fact: Burnham has entered leadership contests twice. In both contests, he was the lowest ranked man. (View Post)

There is only one solution now left. It has to be Ed Balls. As leader, he would free @bigjohnowls from the need to support a fascist party. (View Post)