I had a friend who tried skiing and felt that two skis weren't his thing. So he tried this new style where you had one. But he said he just got board of it. (View Post)

The way that's phrased reminds me of the great Kevin Keegan: Goalkeepers aren't born today until they're in their late twenties or thirties. (View Post)

My cricket predictions have unfortunately improved considerably. I said the Aussies would thrash us and the bastards went and did. (View Post)

To be fair, the two seem to be not merely not mutually exclusive but positively a sine qua non for many companies and government positions. (View Post)

Me. I would have thought they shredded it years ago on the orders of the criminal scumbags they called (and still do call) their solcitors. Amusingly, the solicitors in question are in terrible troub… (View Post)