Giuseppe Verdi being 'Joe Green' is always a bit of a downer. (View Post)

Does that mean you've gone from ringing a bell to winding up a bell e...well, anyway? (View Post)

Oxford Mail: Bonnie Blue 'bang bus' to visit Oxford next week. From the comments: park and ride suddenly takes on a whole different meaning (View Post)

More likely, they have noticed the manager is a complete arsehole and been unwise enough to show it. (View Post)

Depends on how they divide the pi. (View Post)