Very close to breaking Wednesday's record for wind power - 22.17 GW against 22.5. Which in turn broke last Sunday's record of 22.4 GW. Been a funny few weeks for wind power. (View Post)

A man of my acquaintance was once told by an elderly friend, 'You don't want to be 85, believe me.' 'Well, not at the moment,' replied my friend, 'but I bet I change my … (View Post)

Reminds me of the grand Soviet joke about God: A peasant was working on a collective farm, when Stalin drove up. 'Are you well, have you enough potatoes?' Stalin barked. 'Enough?'… (View Post)

OK, not fun. Can we rally round to cheer this man up? Some proper Christmas spirit? Does the original poster have a good snifter of Gin at proof 1138 that would help? (View Post)

It's about 99 proof. Although your username is even stronger... (View Post)