Oddly, I was just thinking how the heavy rain meant at least there weren't hundreds of bloody fireworks going off all night. (View Post)

Schools, libraries, cemeteries, social services, transport links, old people's services including meals on wheels and social care, pest control... (View Post)

Neat little switch there. (View Post)

That's hardcore. Even TSE only gets through one Apple a year. (View Post)

I fell 300 short, if you deduct zero. That's what I'm saying and I'm sticking to it! (View Post)