Strangely, my best puns generally tend to be ignored as well. (View Post)

It's close enough already, surely? 'Dull arse' is not a bad description, anyway. (View Post)

Careful. You don't want to have a load of twelfth rate comedians pissed off with you. (View Post)

A new doctor is being shown around a hospital in Glasgow. As they enter one ward, the nearest patient turns to him and says "Fair fa' your honest sonsie face, great chieftain o' the pu… (View Post)

Strange that. I mean, it's not as though anything has changed recently, like a conspiracy theorist with dementia and an obsession with Covid taking over. (View Post)