Leon goes from five a day to scoring a Descartes. (View Post)

Unless something rather dramatic has happened in the last few hours Prince William is not a head of state. (View Post)

Absolute proof of what I said the other day: No politicians are for ordinary people. They sometimes start out intending to be. (View Post)

Tbf, @Selebian had a much better pun. I take it that the ubiquity of the 'mighty oaks' statement means as a slogan it is now fully washed up and on the beech? (View Post)

Paul Thomas has clearly never worked for an education union. (View Post)