He will reign all afternoon. Unless it rains, of course. (View Post)

The odds of Stokes getting a wicket when Woakes can't are the chances of Corbyn getting the support of the Liberal Democrats and ERG to form a GNU. (View Post)

Oh feck, our one decent batsman gone. England will be pretty lucky to make 200 here. (View Post)

<For some reason, Vanilla posted that twice. (View Post)

Good grief. Did someone just suspend the laws of physics, or did the umpire just commit another howler? (View Post)