There no sausages in Tehran. (View Post)

Being able to call somebody a Gestapo officer is, of course, paradoxically, a sign that they are not actually very like one. (View Post)

The Russian Admiral concerned had probably had a few too many and was only appointed because he was shagging the right people or procuring the preferred sort of, ahem, person for Putin. Bit like the … (View Post)

That's the one. Although didn't TSE suggest he should be King of Narnia on that basis? (View Post)

She isn't married. Engaged for four years AIUI. (View Post)