And as an experienced gardener and hedger, bring a real chainsaw. (View Post)

Actually, I have the perfect idea for humiliating Trump: When he arrives, the state banquet is button mushrooms on toast. (View Post)

An explosive suggestion. (View Post)

OK, so there is one aluminium smelter in the U.K. - the Lochaber plant in Fort William. Which has been struggling for ages from all I hear. I don't think that part will affect us overmuch either… (View Post)

Do we produce any steel or aluminium now? Genuine question. At least, in any plant that's not scheduled to close in the next two years. (View Post)