Neither of those is my fault this time! (View Post)

Certainly if Brook plays as stupidly as he did in the first innings. I don't think making him Vice Captain or ODI captain has done him any favours at all. (View Post)

So she is obsessed with Bond villains? (View Post)

Seen on Cricinfo 'England now bowling at Boland and Doggett having spent most of the day bowling dogshit.' (View Post)

Old Stephen Fry joke. 'A man is stopped by the police for driving erratically. He is asked for a breath test, but produces a card saying 'asthmatic - please do not breathalyse.' He is … (View Post)