She should lean in to her nickname and make the slogan "Funded by Rachel from accounts". (View Post)

- I've got good news and bad news, Zack. - What's the good news? - We found someone named after one of the wards. - What's the bad news? - She's called Myra Hindley. (View Post)

So Burnham is the Labour right's Mancunian Candidate. (View Post)

It's because it's not a presidency that we can have a GE whenever the PM feels it in his waters. (View Post)

Kemi: "It's like the Soviets won." (View Post)