Notwithstanding the fact that Johnson is a c@#7, no one I know has ever uttered the word Erasmus. I do know of a Finnish rock band with a similar sounding name, if that counts? There'll be plenty mor… (View Post)
Die Hard is a Christmas film. My old watch used to insist on Christmas jumpers if we were on duty over the 25th/26th. They'd have jumpers with flashing reindeer noses, and sparkly snowmen. Vomit indu… (View Post)
Christmas is a load of old wank at the best of times. Our lives are ordered by the approach of the next celebration, and each celebration makes us spend money we don't have on stuff we don't need or … (View Post)