Dad was born in 1939. After a few years in the grenadier guards he did thirty years as a policeman, ending as am acting superintendent. Next year he will have been retired for thirty years, having le… (View Post)

I once worked in a pub with a decent kitchen. One day, when the boss was on holiday, we were inspected. Fair number of points to put right. But we did a clean and organised what need to be organised … (View Post)

Presumably you'd upset the car in some way? Lusty glances at other motors? (View Post)

TBF my Toyota will also see a slip road sign and tell me that I am speeding. Smart tech is not always that smart. (View Post)

I'm rejecting being a Conservative, not a conservative (if that makes sense?). I'm not a tribal party member.* Realises what I put at the top was not clear! (View Post)