Should have hired Massingbird for the defence. (View Post)

At Bath lectures start on the quarter hour (e.g. 9.15). You can always tell when a member of staff has no teaching or interaction with students because they arrange meetings on the hour. an hour meet… (View Post)

I can help - fire all the bullshit admin staff that waste our time (e.g. EDI) (View Post)

Allegedly that was a mis-hearing of 'frantic sex', but he liked the new version so much it stuck. Apropos of nothing I was gobsmacked to meet Sting one day while walking with my parents - g… (View Post)

All the time. And first (View Post)