Farage. Because then he would actually need to turn up and deliver rather than his usual game of carping on the sidelines and spouting easy, pub-bore opinions. (View Post)

Swiftly checks and sees a turbotubbs ratio of 0.886. Happy with that. (View Post)

Retrial, surely? (View Post)

I would have been rather flustered if that was me, in my underpants with a beautiful woman in a dressing gown like that. I think he has passed his "are you gay?" test. (View Post)

I get the impression that appointing Mandelson for Labour MP's is like picking the brilliant but flawed footballer. He may well win the game, or even the league, but there is always the chance h… (View Post)