Sadly the wife’s asleep, and still getting over a big, so pb it is. (View Post)

It’s not that hard. They want more babies in families like them, not chavs. (View Post)

Isn’t the prevailing pb term ‘hand egg’? Might catch on. (View Post)

Joke mode on. Only consider anyone a woman if they can multi-task - as no man can. Only consider anyone a man if they can parallel park - an no woman can. Joke mode off, and dives behind the sofa. (View Post)

One of the PhD students is really into his cricket. I spent a good 30 mins explaining why will lose the Ashes in Aussie. He was so excited after Day one of the first test... (View Post)