Man turns up at check in. ‘And where are we travelling today sir?’. ‘New York, but please send my luggage on to Tokyo’. ‘I’m sorry sir, we can’t do that.’.’Why not, that’s what you did last time…’ (View Post)

In which case it’s a good job he didn’t run as Kamala would be taking over quite soon. Oh, wait, that would have been a better result! (View Post)

Assuming what he said is true, why did it need four police officers to arrest him? And why were they armed? (View Post)

Take your coat - it’s still May in Scotland after all… (View Post)

How little time you must have in your day! I'll agree she does go on a bit, but they are never that long. (View Post)