He said, yes I’m negative? Would work better for a positron. Better joke is ‘Two atoms walking down the street. One says to the other - ‘I’ve just lost an electron!’. ‘Are you sure?’ Etc (View Post)

The oldest question - what does he want in return? (View Post)

Shows how important location is. We've had lying snow in each of the last 5 years, albeit none on a par with 2018 (twice) and 2019 (once). 2019 was glorious - a static front kept re-invigorating… (View Post)

The funniest part was reported by the BBC on the website. Apparently the spokesman for the Covid 19 Bereaved Families for justice said the enquiries needed to be "...to become more efficient and… (View Post)

“If you have two beans, and I give you two more beans, what do you have?” “Some beans” (View Post)