Redfield & Wilton have Mordaunt within 6 on your preferred "Best PM" measure, but the MPs seem likely to give the membership a choice between the two who are double digits behind on tha… (View Post)

Shapps controlled by the cycling lobby? That's a laugh. What next, King Herod controlled by the child protection lobby? His fight to save parking spaces from being put to better use is legendary… (View Post)

As per Jon Stewart - “There’s been an outbreak of chocolatey goodness near Hershey, Pennsylvania. What do you think happened? Oh, I don’t know, maybe a steam shovel mated with a cocoa bean?" (View Post)

There is no evidence of deception. The fat junkie who got his willy sucked made an assumption. Deception has to be much more active than this - e.g. even convincing a woman to sleep with you on the b… (View Post)

If you go to a party and get your willy sucked in a dark room by a total stranger, it's on you if that stranger turns out to be someone or something you don't like. If you are passed out dr… (View Post)