Could be a plan, but I'm going to struggle to fulfil the diversity quota for incompetent lesbians in senior management. (View Post)

Except that the price cap wasn't anything to do with endlessly rising bills and profits. It was an attempt to do something about the way in which the market did over customers who didn't switch, in f… (View Post)

MAJIKTHISE: We’ll go on strike! VROOMFONDEL: That’s right. You’ll have a national philosopher’s strike on your hands. DEEP THOUGHT: Who will that inconvenience? MAJIKTHISE: Never you mind who it’ll i… (View Post)

At £2k it's £16.67 a head. Most of that will be on the reception hall, food and drink. There won't be a big booze bill as we're both from the same sort of teatotal baptist background, as will be most… (View Post)

I hadn't appreciated until recently how much stress the "what stupid covid rules will be in force on the date" causes. I've a vested interest, I'm getting married next May (and we're doing … (View Post)