Almost unbelievable. Actually, there's no "almost" about it. (View Post)

I don't believe in atrology. I'm a Taurus and we're sceptical. (View Post)

I have a theory. Betfair puts those bets into the system, because people like you will take them as you - correctly - ajudge that the right price for Lowe is probably 1,000 to 1. But here's the … (View Post)

You should be relieved. He could have said "Daddy is a smackhead." (View Post)

Indeed: there's nothing more fulfiling than your teenage children having a party and you coming back to a trashed house. It's a real highlight of fatherhood. (View Post)