Oh, I just told the Judge that the defendent and I had been part of a notorious Post Office robbery gang in the early 2000s, and that worked. (Albeit, he may not have realized I was talking about Fuj… (View Post)

A hundred years from now, I doubt we'll be able to find person who would admit to being a Brexit voter. (View Post)

Sadly, there are no small smartphones any more. And I say this as an Android (and Mac) user: you can't go wrong with a base model iPhone. The 16e is probably your best bet. (View Post)

Oh, it's actually very simple: all you need to do is to identify as an incredibly fit 26 year old. That's what I do, and I'm expecting an England call up imminently. (View Post)

She has a new slogan "So bad, I was capable of losing to Trump" (View Post)