I have an investor in my business who is 99 years old. He gave up skiing in his late 80s. "Meyer," his doctor told him "you are 86 years old. If you take a tumble, you will not be gett… (View Post)

Congratulations! (View Post)

I have a friend who's a professional magician, and who (surprise surprise) keeps doves. Why are doves the preferred magic bird? I asked one evening over a glass of wine. Because they fold up nice and… (View Post)

Man, wait until you hear about the Scottish nationalists. (View Post)

Cliff edges are so dumb. I would like to kidnap and torture politicians who implement them. (View Post)