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I have a friend who's a professional magician, and who (surprise surprise) keeps doves. Why are doves the preferred magic bird? I asked one evening over a glass of wine. Because they fold up nic… (View Post)

Man, wait until you hear about the Scottish nationalists. (View Post)

Cliff edges are so dumb. I would like to kidnap and torture politicians who implement them. (View Post)

Here's a fun one - number of births by year by country: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_births It will surprise no one to discover the Vatican is last on the list, b… (View Post)