Isn't that a bit like advertising: we know half the money is wasted, we just don't know which half. (View Post)

Yes, most of the rest of us have moved onto 120 hour weeks now. (View Post)

I have some good news and bad news. Only, without the good news. (View Post)

Oh, I just told the Judge that the defendent and I had been part of a notorious Post Office robbery gang in the early 2000s, and that worked. (Albeit, he may not have realized I was talking about Fuj… (View Post)

A hundred years from now, I doubt we'll be able to find person who would admit to being a Brexit voter. (View Post)