I could definitely take a baboon. I could take a baboon some kind of snack. If you give them food, they won't bother you. (View Post)

Sadly, I've been rebuffed multiple times on baboon dating apps, so I'm not so confident that'll work. (View Post)

Define victory? If 97 of the unarmed men die, and the 98th kills the silverback gorilla, then did the men "win"? (View Post)

For the purposes of the timeline I live in, there is only one Gladiator movie. (View Post)

Indeed: It's perfectly possible to be simultaneously: - in favor of vaccines for children in the third world - worried about economic development in Latin America - concerned about climate chang… (View Post)