I don't think I want my toilet paper to be "unbearably gripping"... (View Post)

Also demanding Matt-levels of humour from the whole cartooning profession is a bit like saying "Einstein's theories are superb, but what is the value of these more dubious physicists on the… (View Post)

Happily for you the government didn't write any of this. The emergency alert stuff is all standardized and the phone-end support of it is part of the Android and iPhone base OS, written by the s… (View Post)

Plus inevitably parties of all colours are now nudging their supporters towards getting a postal vote, since it doesn't have the ID requirement and avoids the "your supporter forgets to tak… (View Post)

It probably depends also on the business's typical transaction size -- my local greengrocer has a "minimum card spend 5 quid" policy. (View Post)