Wonders will never cease. (View Post)

The disease is spreading, perhaps? It is entirely possible that the final will never be completed, on account of the players declining to move at all. A performance art event. Standing still for 90 m… (View Post)

Word reached the pitch of the decision to make the losing team watch the Dingwall Counting Centre replay. In full. The effect upon performance was electrifying. (View Post)

Well... Straight over to BBC2. Why didn't I know about this before. Damned football. I blame the excitement of the Dingwall Counting Centre, scrambling my nerves. Putintseva wins!!! Coco Gauff the ne… (View Post)

Dingwall Counting Centre: LIB DEM GAIN!!! Vote details lost amidst choking live stream. Thank you Highland Council/Mr Putin. Thank God that's over. From Dingwall Counting Centre, good afternoon. (View Post)