The swimming team appears to have decided that it would like to help itself to their lottery money... Now, that's what a *real* disaster looks like: when you're entirely committed to Zero C… (View Post)

After the Icelandic elephant polo team finished a disappointing fourth at the 2013 world championships, their lottery funding was cut in half. It's been all downhill since then, sadly. (View Post)

I'm not sure that elephant cricket would take off: pachyderms aren't that manoeuvrable. But elephant javelin could be amazing. (View Post)

Listen you lot, if you're going to insist on incorporating horses into spectacular and likely bloody events then you at least have to create a spectacle. Horses on skates would just fall over an… (View Post)

I am not sure that fitting horses with ice skates would be entirely in keeping with contemporary attitudes toward animal welfare... (View Post)