It injects a nano-chip hand whittled by Bill Gates under your skin and makes you live in a 15 minute city as a socialist serf. I read it on Facebook and TikTok. (View Post)

"Mortons roll and tattie scone" is what you need in your life. Can never have too many carbs. Especially carbs fried in butter and/or bacon fat. (View Post)

I was watching a documentary about Barbara Castle the other week. I kept thinking "If she was up against Rishi, she'd have had him as a light Hors d'oeuvre. https://www.youtube.com/wat… (View Post)

I was once stranded in Geneva for Christmas, After getting lost and wandering for many miles I found an open bar. It was full of tables of people eating variations of Fondue. And a very sweaty Elvis … (View Post)

"Eliminate the baddies'. I've cracked it! (View Post)