An office admin who visited Hong Kong once brought me a 'Hello Kitty' keyring. I managed not to blub in thanks, and for evermore sorted out her IT issues as best I could. So yes, I am as gu… (View Post)

When you take freebies from wealthy people it is a sign of your corruption and your base nature. When I take freebies from wealthy people it is a sign of my incorruptibility, my service, my duty and … (View Post)

I would raise you Peter Cook's performance in Blackadder I : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m1SjCazzHE&t=20s (View Post)

I remember spending many hours learning how to write 3D graphics based on playing it. Almost drove me into becoming a mathematician. Thankfully my secondary school maths teacher refused to tell me an… (View Post)

If they keep this up they'll almost approach one camper van of corruption. Which is roughly 1/millionth of a Hancock in old money. (View Post)