Many years ago I stayed in a shared flat with a Jewish guy who loved bacon. One day his mother turned up unexpectedly and I had to very quickly be pretending to eat a massive bacon buttie at the kitc… (View Post)

The love of my life had terrible depression. One dark night - many years after we'd had to separate - she climbed up to the top of a cliff overlooking a disused quarry and threw herself to her d… (View Post)

We have a few servers at work with a terrabyte of ram - also lucky for the taxpayer that we bought them ahead of schedule! (View Post)

I haven't seen any pictures/videos of Trump for a while - but he looks really "diminished". Like he's shrunk in the wash. Boy. It's like seeing the lead singer of a band you … (View Post)

"Clearly something has gone wrong but what?" is my new motto. (View Post)