I remember walking home from work and a bus passing me where the enterprising young driver had managed to change his route/number to something like 'Fancy A Date?' / '07441234567'. (View Post)

They have to take really, really long holidays, collect massive pensions and in between say 'Attention class - do these sums'? I've read the Daily Mail too you know. (View Post)

We have a new 'Director of X' who is 'shaking things up'. This seems to largely involve taking no input from anyone and coming up with some 'blue sky' ideas (I suspect c… (View Post)

The cat treats I got this week have a pride flag on them. Cat is refusing to eat them. Which either means she's just being fussy (again) or that I need to cancel her. She is refusing to answer q… (View Post)

I once gave my 3rd preference vote to a Tory candidate because he had a tragically amusing surname and I thought he must have been bullied at school. And had zero chance of winning. (View Post)