Unlike the French, we are blessed to have the House of Lords. Who don't show up on the welfare figures. (View Post)

I've watched Dr.Strangelove. It was pretty good. (View Post)

My local hippy-dippy veg shop has the distance the produce has travelled on the labels. Tatties from Ayrshire? 20miles. Red peppers from Spain? "Hunners and hunners". (View Post)

I would like to nominate him for the first manned flight to somewhere without an internet connection. Maybe the Cornwall or Northumbria. (View Post)

The Office for Monitoring the Efficiency Task Force will take some setting up, however. And then the official quango to oversee and report on it. Plus all the spin-off think-tanks to write reports, s… (View Post)