He'll just slowly take over, one golf course at a time. (View Post)

The poor elephant died either way. (View Post)

I do! And it's reminded me to recommend (tangentially) this early 80s drama : https://www.markpack.org.uk/100367/spyship-great-tv-drama-well-worth-another-watch/ "Spyship was a gripping BBC TV d… (View Post)

I had my headphones on when the alarm came through - and they switched over to my phone. WHICH WAS QUITE LOUD SUDDENLY. Somewhat ironically, taking the audio away from the Met Office weather forecast… (View Post)

Does it go across the Thames? In which case I have a five-year consultancy gig to sell you in return. You need to provide some drawings at the end. Deal? (View Post)