I wish the P.E teacher had heeded that. Very keen on monitoring the showers he was. (View Post)

I keep thinking, in an alternate timeline, Nigel Farage could have made a great "It's A Knockout" presenter. Would have made all our lives simpler. (View Post)

I was thrown out of my English Higher class for knowing that Orwell was based in Burma. It seems that knowing the thing the teacher wanted to trip up pupils on was not the right thing to do. Teacher:… (View Post)

'Somewhat interesting name'? (View Post)

He'll just slowly take over, one golf course at a time. (View Post)