My half-hearted attempt to acknowledge Burns Night was to order some haggis slices and crispy rolls via the supermarket. Which they substituted with black pudding slices and brioche buns. I feel Burn… (View Post)

... I mean... the opening line of the text is : "In Moulmein, in lower Burma, I was hated by large numbers of people" I'm sure even Big Tel would have given me a break, if not my Engli… (View Post)

I wish the P.E teacher had heeded that. Very keen on monitoring the showers he was. (View Post)

I keep thinking, in an alternate timeline, Nigel Farage could have made a great "It's A Knockout" presenter. Would have made all our lives simpler. (View Post)

I was thrown out of my English Higher class for knowing that Orwell was based in Burma. It seems that knowing the thing the teacher wanted to trip up pupils on was not the right thing to do. Teacher:… (View Post)