I think referring to the blue lagoon's as 'chip shops' is being really very generous. (View Post)

"Hey there, little lady. Lovely mobility scooter you've got there..." (View Post)

Jeez. The updates from Korea are grim. https://www.bbc.com/news/live/world-asia-63442399 (View Post)

I remember hearing an interview with a former Foreign Sec who said the running joke in the F.O was that Iran was the only country in the world who still thought Britain was a superpower. (View Post)

Hey - I was writing some Perl last week. And I can almost still understand it this week! (View Post)