I like to picture Viktor showing Trump a "Subverting Democracy 101" colouring book and giving him a box of crayons. Possibly with Donald trying to eat them, crush them into the floor in a r… (View Post)

I remember in the 90's when my local council was finally forced to allow Catholics to join the local bowling clubs. It's been a slippery slope since then. Some of them are even allowed to s… (View Post)

Sometimes spouting off, wearing a gold cloak while you sit on your gold throne in a big gold building is also called for. Then telling the oppressed they should surrender. I think I remember that pas… (View Post)

It's how you get that vibrant red glow of gammon. (View Post)

You clearly buy the fancy stuff from Waitrose... ;-) (View Post)