I faintly hope this also applies to BMI. Then those weird 'thinnos' will be force-fed cake and buttered cheese scones. (View Post)

The richest will be one of those civil servants on a billion-a-year pensions, I bet. (View Post)

Johnson always claims to be 'shutting down congress early' but then ends up with another sprog and/or wife... Oh! Different Johnson! (View Post)

Lovely country you've got there. Shame if something.... 'appened to it. (View Post)

I remember - many years ago - living in a shared flat. It was just about the time 'itemised bills' were coming in. And we asked BT to turn it on so we could all pay for our correct usage of The Phone… (View Post)