Friend of mine moved from Scotland down to the S.Coast of England because they had heard the eduction was likely better. First few days of term their kid came back from school with a bundle of homewo… (View Post)

I suggest a theoretical pile of leaflets represented by an Excel sheet. With an especially tricksy pivot table to link them to the potential four tory voters left in Hunstanton. Should keep him occup… (View Post)

How many Wisdom points do they lose though? My guess is less than 1000 years-worth. (View Post)

Please let it be Liz. We need a little humour in this darkest of hours. (View Post)

After a certain actor was staying at a local hotel, I was given a card with a picture of Darth Vader on one side and the Green Cross Code Man on the other. In the middle was a very angry looking sign… (View Post)