You are not David Lammy, and I claim my five pounds. (View Post)

Does this involve Penny standing about with a big sword? If not - I fear I shall have to remove Canada from my Christmas round-robin letter this year. (View Post)

'Tis a mere flesh wound... (View Post)

Isn't it about twenty quid a week? I'm not sure how that benefits the feckless. Unless they are very clever and excellently frugal cooks. (View Post)

A lot of people make sacrifices to give their children a decent couple of meals a day. I have every sympathy for people wanting the best for their kids - private school or not - but I find the whinin… (View Post)