"Mortons roll and tattie scone" is what you need in your life. Can never have too many carbs. Especially carbs fried in butter and/or bacon fat. (View Post)

I was watching a documentary about Barbara Castle the other week. I kept thinking "If she was up against Rishi, she'd have had him as a light Hors d'oeuvre. https://www.youtube.com/wat… (View Post)

I was once stranded in Geneva for Christmas, After getting lost and wandering for many miles I found an open bar. It was full of tables of people eating variations of Fondue. And a very sweaty Elvis … (View Post)

"Eliminate the baddies'. I've cracked it! (View Post)

It's no 'Rah Rah, Rasputin' mind. Also didn't have the 'Cossack' disco dancing. (View Post)